I dismissed psycho housemate's claim that the tsunami was a terrorist attack by the US government using an earthquake machine, so now he thinks that I'm being paid by the government to help them set up a global prison as part of the New World Order. Honestly, it's all on this site - http://www.prisonplanet.com/

That boy should never have got a computer, it's sent him completely over the edge.

House party Friday night, I terrified my room'll get trashed. I hope someone nicks my guitar though, it's being a nobber and I want a new one. Last time we held festivities there was a bunch of people decided to smoke crack in our house, I shit you not. It's really thick powdery smoke too, it's like walking through thick headache-inducing fog. And then psycho housemate tried to buy a Manchester United cap from some kid in exchange for a lighter and a bottle of orange vodka which he had pinched from someone earlier in the evening. Obviously the proposed trade ended in inevitable violence, but I'm the only one who lives here who didn't get hit cos I was trapped in the fog in Mike's room upstairs playing wandering minstrel to a bunch of drugheads.

"Play The Killers"
"I don't know any Killers"
"Play Killers"
"I don't know any fucking Killers!"
"Play The Killers..."