| La la singalong |
[Mar. 9th, 2007|07:35 am] |
Yes, the name's rubbish, but we can't think of a better one
www.myspace.com/blightyband |
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[Dec. 4th, 2006|12:45 pm] |
No matter how long you stare at the bottle, it won't actually explode
Ooh bugger my lunch break's nearly up
Bye |
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| Hello yes |
[Oct. 13th, 2006|02:16 am] |
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| | Dun dun DUN | ] |
I am aware of a large Aussie contingent on my LJ so I shall ask you for assistance. Basically I was vaguely a fan of Home And Away during the mid 90s (94 95 96??) and I well fancied some girl on it who went to Summer Bay High. Brown hair cos I'm not a fan of blondes, err, what was her name?! It's not that girl who had a sex video (Bobby?!)
Cheers
Also I've made a silly bet that I'll be the boyfriend of the pretty girl who works behind the bar in the Queen Of Hearts pub before May 2007, please give encouragement, thankyou
Cos otherwise I'm gonna lose 20 quid but I don't wanna dishonour her don't get me wrong |
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| abacus? |
[Oct. 8th, 2006|03:40 am] |
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| | Que pasa? | ] |
| [ | Noise |
| | Si? upside down question mark??? | ] |
Wargh! |
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| Urgh |
[Sep. 15th, 2006|02:52 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | ?! | ] |
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| |  weird | ] |
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| | My stereo is broke | ] |
I just signed up for MySpace, I feel disgusting. Soon enough I'll have an iPod and a Ramones t-shirt and people will say "oh, you like The Ramones?" and I'll say "I didn't know they were a band, I just liked the t-shirt. Would you like to go to Starbucks and spend eight quid on a single coffee?"
Bono is a great lyricist and a fine human being |
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| World Tour 2007 |
[May. 10th, 2006|12:58 pm] |
I quit uni. The complete ridiculousness of studying something I can't stand sort of caught up with me, so I didn't bother going to any of my exams.
PLAN B
I start work at an insurance company tomorrow, all I do is type stuff up on a computer and they give me £7.00 an hour. So - £7.00 per hour 9am-5pm 5 days a week for one year = £20,440
Minus rent, living expenses = Around £14,320
Whatever shall I do with £14,320? I'm thinking Barcelona Tokyo Sydney Moscow New York. But in a more logical order. Ideally I'd like to get on every continent, but I'm not so enthused by Africa and knowing me I'd probably get into some absurd situation gun-running in Liberia or something. South America is sort of out of the way, and again given my recent form it's likely I'd get kidnapped or accidentally offend a drug baron.
I might actually just pick one place and stay there for a year or so. I dunno yet. We shall see. Byes. |
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| Can't see can't hear the English scheme |
[Apr. 18th, 2006|11:56 am] |
Birthday goes pretty much like this
1. In the morning I discover around 5 grey hairs around my temples. My dad's nearly 60 and still has jet black hair, I don't get it. At least I'm not going bald.
2. My mum gives me some money, announcing "we're giving you some money cos we never know what else to get you since you're such a miserable bastard". I have a strange admiration when she makes statements like this. Being nice and nasty and the same time is a difficult art, and dear god, she's Olympic standard.
3. Sister turns up and announces she's pregnant. Good old sis, taking one for the team there. This guarantees that she will be the focus for the rest of the evening, saving me from the inevitable drunken parental interrogations ("Why don't you ever have girls? I always had girls with me at your age. I'm starting to wonder about you, you've always been a bit funny")
Plus it makes a pleasant change from my brothers turning up with eight year old girls in tow and introducing them as their children. Which has happened on THREE separate occasions.
4. Dad refuses to tip in an Indian restaurant "because they're Pakis". He thinks I'm giggling at his blatant racism, and not the fact that it's an INDIAN restaurant, and they aren't exactly best mates with the Pakistanis.
Still, I've got £100 to blow on stuff I don't need |
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| Things I am happy about |
[Feb. 14th, 2006|02:58 pm] |
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| |  ecstatic | ] |
Psycho drunk drug addict "do you fancy trying heroin?" attempted stabbing CD stealing drinking milk straight from the carton "lend us twenty quid please" two weeks later "what twenty quid you never lent me twenty quid" bastard housemate MOVES OUT TODAY
Plus I have a fucking UKULELE. Yeah, you heard. |
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| Here comes a regular... |
[Feb. 1st, 2006|01:20 pm] |
I'm constantly wasting time on the internet, just when I have three essays due. FUNNY, THAT.
I have stolen method from Vinkface to waste 30 minutes life broken English what
1) Last thing you burned while attempting to cook?
I managed to burn curry sauce, it tasted like charcoal.
2} Describe yourself in three "WORDs"?
Here nor there.
3} How long does it take you to get ready for your day?
My alarm is for 8:30am and I aim to leave the house about 8:50ish.
4} Favorite place to blow $50?
The currency exchange counter at the post office.
5} How many people have you thought were "the one"?
None. Unless you're referring to how many people I thought were Jesus, in that case - none.
6} What is something that turns you off from a proposed lover?
"Proposed lover?" Makes it sound like a fucking business deal. Erm, over-confidence. People who talk constantly but don't seem to have anything worthwhile to say. Also that vibe you get where it's clear they're only talking to you cos they want a shag, not because they're remotely interested in having a conversation.
7} What kind of car do you drive?
I don't need no bloody car.
8} What's in your CD player/ipod right now?
I have no portable music thingys so I dunno. I must have been listening to something this morning. It might have been Husker Du.
9} What celebrity would you have coffee with?
I don't like coffee. Graham Coxon's quite weird, he'd be fun company.
10} What celebrity would you NOT have coffee with?
Liam Gallagher would be a bit intimidating, I bet.
11} What kind of toothpaste do you use?
That stuff with the three stripes. Aquafresh?
12} What time do you go to bed?
1am or so on an average night.
13} Last movie you saw?
Haha, it was Commando. We were doing the body count for the final scene. Arnie kills 68 anonymous henchmen in 10 minutes, a fair effort.
14} Last TV show you watched?
Due South, last night. It's great! Neighbours is on at half 5 on BBC1, then you switch to ITV3 and it's Quantum Leap followed by Due South. That's 2 1/2 hours of quality entertainment!
15} Who is your best friend?
I can't really single anyone out.
16} Who in your family do you best get along with?
My sister I suppose, though I don't feel especially comfortable around her. It's weird, your family are the ones you're supposed to be most comfortable around, but I can't shake the paranoia.
17} Who do you have a crush on?
I don't. I haven't really had one for about 5 years, not sure what that's all about.
18} What time is it right now?
13:37 omg rofl
19} Are you planning a vacation/travel?
I keep threatening to emigrate, but then again I keep threatening to dye my hair bright red and I also say I'm going to buy an antique military helmet to wear around the house, but it's not happening. I haven't been on holiday this century.
20} When/Where was the last time you traveled?
Bus to uni this morning.
22} How old will you be in 10 years?
31.
23) Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I dunno, I always expect the worst from everything. This leaves me lots of room to be pleasantly surprised. I'd like to think I'll be married and have babies and be very comfortable with my lot thank you very much, but there's a bit of me that doubts that'll ever happen.
24} Sinful snacking weakness?
I eat 200g bars of Cadbury's Caramel in one go. Quite regularly. Still not putting on weight at all, but once my metabolism changes it's a rapid slope to bedbound morbid obseity, I fear.
25) Do you like roller coasters?
Very much.
26} Ever run out of gas?
No.
27} Ever been on a train?
Regularly.
28} Ever been on a blind date?
No, chook.
29} Ever been to Europe?
I'm there right now. It's cold and foggy.
30} What would you do if you could be the opposite sex for one day?
Take a wild guess.
31} Would you tell anyone it was really you?
I don't think a sex change would go down too well with my peers.
33} Have a crush on anyone you work with?
No job, no crush.
34} What is something you believe?
I can believe it's not butter, cos it's not got the same texture, y'know?
35} What is something you fear?
That nothing will turn out how I want it to.
36} Big or small?
This is an incredibly vague question, thus impossible to answer.
37} What is the worst physical or emotional pain you have ever experienced?
I've never suffered any real physical pain, not even as a reckless child. No injuries to speak of, no broken bones, no scars. Emotional, well my entire school experience between 12 and 16 was traumatic to say the least.
38} What is your favorite television show?
Family Guy is ridiculously offensive.
39} Ever Photoshopped yourself to look better in a picture?
I rarely like pictures of myself, I certainly wouldn't pay that much attention to one.
40} Tell us something about your childhood:
It wasn't really so good, but I still wish I could go back.
41} What would it cost for you to flash the person next to you?
I couldn't do it, I'm afraid. Money's only a concern to me when I've not got enough to eat. So quite often...
42} Best time to catch you in a good mood?
When I'm not tired or hungry.
43} If you could be anything for one day, what would it be?
Something warm. A pillow.
44} Most prized possession?
My little notebooks of scribbles and ideas, all else is expendable.
45} Would you ever sell it/how much?
I'd like to think someone would buy them one day, but I don't think anyone is interested at the moment.
46} What is one of your pet peeves?
I dunno, I'm tired and hungry, fuck off.
47} Favorite kind of ice cream?
I don't really eat it.
48} Coolest thing that happened to you today?
Nothing really, I've been sat in the library avoiding getting my essays done. AND THERE'S NOTHING COOL ABOUT THAT, KIDS. |
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| Garsh |
[Jan. 31st, 2006|01:03 pm] |
| [ | Noise |
| | Doo wop, shang a lang a lang a doo wop | ] |
I dismissed psycho housemate's claim that the tsunami was a terrorist attack by the US government using an earthquake machine, so now he thinks that I'm being paid by the government to help them set up a global prison as part of the New World Order. Honestly, it's all on this site - http://www.prisonplanet.com/
That boy should never have got a computer, it's sent him completely over the edge.
House party Friday night, I terrified my room'll get trashed. I hope someone nicks my guitar though, it's being a nobber and I want a new one. Last time we held festivities there was a bunch of people decided to smoke crack in our house, I shit you not. It's really thick powdery smoke too, it's like walking through thick headache-inducing fog. And then psycho housemate tried to buy a Manchester United cap from some kid in exchange for a lighter and a bottle of orange vodka which he had pinched from someone earlier in the evening. Obviously the proposed trade ended in inevitable violence, but I'm the only one who lives here who didn't get hit cos I was trapped in the fog in Mike's room upstairs playing wandering minstrel to a bunch of drugheads.
"Play The Killers"
"I don't know any Killers"
"Play Killers"
"I don't know any fucking Killers!"
"Play The Killers..." |
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